USER SUBMISSIONS

>suddenly remember what i put on that disc i just ejected out of my computer and quickly take it off the spindle and toss it under my bed where my dad can't find it (it definitely wasn't chinese fart porn why you would you think that stop interogating me i thought this was a dentist appointment not a game of 50 questions seriously why are you so nosy stop talking to me get out of my life)

>wipe comedically large bead of sweat off my head with handkerchief and check my skaiet message from my gay chud friend "flackcaster289"

>look up handkerchiefs to buy on schmlamazon.com

>talk 2 insaneindustrialist…

>quickly install a cheat engine for the game so i can finally win at something and feel an extremely brief surge of dopamine

>Ask LO about last night

>sneeze open mouth without covering my face against the wall and finally connect to the game

>type into chat "Erm... THAT just happened."

>ponder what the hell is going on